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  1. Dear Twitter, I've had 2 drinks so things are getting a bit sketchy (…lightweight), just checking: I can't substitute jam for salsa, right?
    1. …in reply to @rem
      I mean…I ran out of salsa and these fajita with gin are looking a bit dry…
      1. …in reply to @rem
        Oh…american contingent, I mean English jam, not jelly jam…which… I don't really know what jelly jam would be anyway… #jellyjam