rem’s avatarrem’s Twitter Archive—№ 71,542

  1. Fuck me life insurance is a barrel of laughs. By "laughs" obviously I mean JUDGY JUDGY JUDGEMENT GUILT. Yes, I take antidepressants and I like sleeping on my back wearing my birthday suit, and ring finger is longer than my index and I dress to the left and I can roll my tongue…
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      How many moles do you have? I DONT COUNT MY MOLES. Okay, how many freckles? <HANGS-UP> Fuckit. Let the bus hit me, I shall deflect it with my uncounted freckles
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    2. …in reply to @rem
      TMI?
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